By: Farrar By: ___________________ H.B. No. 4260 ___.B. No. _____ A BILL TO BE ENTITLED 1 AN ACT 2 relating to the regulation of men's health and safety; creating 3 a civil penalty for unregulated masturbatory emissions. 4 BE IT ENACTED BY THE LEGISLATURE OF THE STATE OF TEXAS: 5 SECTION 1. 6 Title 2, Health and Safety Code, is amended by adding Chapter 173 to read as follows: 7 8 Subtitle H, Sec. 173.001. SHORT TITLE. This chapter may be called the Man's Right to Know Act. 9 Sec. 173.002. PURPOSE. The purpose of this chapter is to 10 express the state's interest in promoting men's health; ensure 11 Texas 12 Viagra utilizations, colonoscopies procedures, and men's health 13 experiences; ensure a doctor's right to invoke their personal, 14 moralistic, 15 elective 16 abstinent sexual relations or occasional masturbatory emissions 17 inside health care and medical facilities, as a means of the 18 healthiest way to ensure men's health. 19 men Sec. experience or safe religious vasectomy 173.003. or and healthy beliefs prescribe INFORMATIONAL in elective refusing Viagra; to and MATERIALS. vasectomies, perform promote The an fully- Department of 20 State Health Services shall create and distribute informational 21 materials containing information reflecting the requirements and 22 legislative intent in this Chapter. The Department shall entitle 23 the 24 Department shall establish rules and procedures for the creation information materials "A Man's Right to Know." The 1 As Received 1 and 2 follow the rules and procedures of the informational booklet 3 entitled "A Woman's Right To Know." The booklet will contain 4 scientific information 5 research that is recognized as medically accurate, objective, 6 and complete by the National Institutes of Health and affiliated 7 organizations. 8 related 9 vasectomy, Viagra prescription, or a colonoscopy. The booklet 10 distribution to of The the the informational materials that exactly that must be verified and supported by booklet benefits must and contain concerns medical of a information man seeking a must contain artistic illustrations of each procedure. 11 Sec. 173.004. PROHIBITED CAUSES OF ACTION. A cause of 12 action may not arise, and damages may not be awarded, on behalf 13 of any person based on the claim their doctor refused to perform 14 a vasectomy procedure, prescribe Viagra, perform a colonoscopy, 15 or 16 personal, moralistic, or religious beliefs. 17 not be construed to eliminate any duty of a physician or other 18 health care practitioner under any other applicable law. 19 withheld Sec. any other 173.005. VIEWING attending health PRINTED procedure their HEARING 21 informational 22 every male patient seeking a vasectomy, Viagra prescription, or 23 colonoscopy. entitled "A Man's verbally VERBAL EXPLANATION. booklet must to This section may MATERIALS; physician due 20 24 An men's Right Sec. 173.006. INFORMED CONSENT REQUIRED. To review Know" the with A person may not 25 perform an elective vasectomy, prescribe Viagra, or perform a 26 colonoscopy procedure without the voluntary and informed consent 27 of the man on whom the elective 2 vasectomy or colonoscopy 1 procedure is to be performed, or Viagra is to be prescribed. 2 Sec. 173.007. VOLUNTARY AND INFORMED CONSENT. Consent to an 3 elective vasectomy or colonoscopy procedure, or a prescription 4 of Viagra is voluntary and informed only if at least 24 hours 5 have passed since the initial health care consultation for the 6 procedure or prescription. 7 Sec. 173.008. HOSPITAL MASTURBATORY ASSISTANCE REGISTRY. 8 The Department must establish and maintain a registry of private 9 nonprofit organizations and hospitals that register with the 10 department to provide fully-abstinent encouragement counseling, 11 supervising physicians for masturbatory emissions, and storage 12 for 13 contributing private nonprofits. 14 the Sec. semen. Costs 173.009. will SONOGRAM be absorbed ELECTION. An by the hospital attending or physician 15 must administer a medically-unnecessary digital rectal exam and 16 magnetic resonance imagining of the rectum before administering 17 an elective vasectomy or colonoscopy procedure, or prescribing 18 Viagra. This digital rectal exam and rectal sonogram must take 19 place 20 elective vasectomy is performed, a prescription is given for 21 Viagra, or a colonoscopy is performed. 22 during Sec. the 173.010. initial FINES health RELATED care TO consultation MASTURBATORY before an EMISSIONS. 23 Masturbatory emissions created in health or medical facilities 24 will be stored for the purposes of conception for a current or 25 future wife. 26 27 (a) Emissions outside of a woman's vagina, or created outside of a health or medical facility, will be charged a $100 3 1 civil penalty for each emission, and will be considered an act 2 against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of 3 life. 4 (b) Penalties collected under this section will be 5 deposited in a fund established by the Department of Family and 6 Protective Services for the purpose of the care and services 7 provided to children in the conservatorship of the Department of 8 Family Protective Services in order to assist in the assertion 9 of the importance of the sanctity of life. 10 SECTION 2. (a) By not later than December 1, 2017, the 11 Department of State Health Services shall make the materials 12 required in this Chapter available for distribution. 13 14 SECTION 3. This Act takes effect September 1, 2017. 4