P-Th -bqq Fwd: Chat with dsherlockbaa)gmail.com 6: 14 Pl,l dsherlockb@omail,com like will ferrel wierd me: 6:15 PM 6;16 6:17 PM PM 6:18 PM 6:19 PM 6;20 PM 6i22 PM 6i23 Pl4 6i24 6:25 6:26 6:30 PM PM 6:31 6:32 PM PM 6:33 PM 6:34 PM 6:35 PM PM PM 6:36 PM 6:37 PM 6:38 PM : He's wierd noooooo dont compare anchorman to tom cruise fries:P dsherlockb@omail,com: fried bacon > bacon n fries me: ummm, isnt bacon supposed to be eaten fried? dsherlockb@omail,com: Yea, unfried bacon and unfried fries are really gross thats why its > me: hahahah i hope you dont eat unfried bacon and unfried fries coz that would be an epic moot point :P 6:39 PM 6:40 PM 6:41 PM 6i42 Pl4 5i44 PM then i couldnt talk to you any more;) dsherlockb@omail.com: Nah, you'd still talk to me cuz you can't get enough of my sexy neo body and arnold voice me: lol, aren't we full of ourselves:P dsherlockb(aomail,com: Just full of fries. ZING me: again. hatred. Oh and Arnold voice is just funny, not sexy:P dsherlockb(aomail.com: Who do you think has a sexy voice? and don't say will ferrel ; ) me: why, are you going to impersonate them?:P hahahaha no, he doesnt idont think he's sexy, just epically funny dsherlockb@omail,com: The only voice I can impersonate are those african tribes Clickx Click* Clackt Clickx me: oh you can talk to lions and tigers? Fwd: Chat with dsherlockb@gmail.com 6:45 PM 6:46 PIY 6:47 PM 6:50 Plvi 6:51 Plvl 6:52 6:53 6:54 Pl,l PIvl PM 6:55 PM 6:56 PM 6:57 6:59 PM PM 7:00 PM 7:01 7:02 PM PM Pf4 P[4 7:O7 PM 7:08 P[4 7:09 Plv 7:03 7r06 7:10 PM 7: 11 PM i72 PM 7:13 PM 7'.14 Pl4 7:15 PM 7:16 PM 7:77 7:18 ?M 7:19 PM 7izo Pl.4 7 PM hahahaaha i thought that was morse code;-) dsherlockb(domail,com: Lions and tigers and bears we get along like pals me: ah so when we go hiking you can save me from mountain lions and bears good, ill keep that in mind while choosing hiking partners:P dsherlockb@omail,com: Hmm, mountain lions like deers though and bears like honey so they'd probably be all after you my dear honey me: aww thanks, I know I am very sweet;-) but are you saying you wont protect me from them either way? dsh€rlockb@omail.com : - lYy mission is to protect you me: hahahahaha good, here I thought you were being overtaken by skynet maybe then I will choose you as my hiking partner dsherlockb@omail.com: Oh, umm... well this is awkard. I kinda already chose another hiking partner PIKACHU! me; aah isee that's okay, its your loss, coz I am an awesome hiking partner good luck getting hit by lightning:P dsherlockb@omail.com: Pikachu would redirect that no prob me: doesnt pikachu do the lightning? dsherlockb@omail.com: Yea, so he would easily be able to redirect hostile Iightning :) bolts me: well then, id just have to go with neo dsherlockb@omail.com: How about we trade. I'll switch with neo so Pikachu and neo can battle mr smith. More effective duos both ways me: hmmmm, igotta think about this battling mr smith would be a pretty sweet experience dsherlockb@Gmail.com: Das true. Only problem is neo's gal dies to mr. smith :'( me: that's only in the third movie nothing happens the first movie in the first one, they fight mr smith and kick some serious ass dsherlockb@omail.com: Looks as if you better not 90 on three hikes or disaster is abrewin' me: well, i choose from a random pool of awesome hikers improbable that neo would be there for 3 hikes dsherlockb@omail.com: 1 bet you wrote a program for that me: maybe .... it can be an artificial intelligence problem:P are you sure you'd survive a hike without my awesome wit? dsherlockb@Email.com: maybe. Seems that I would be fighting a lot of wild animals though. can you outwit a gtizzly? me: maybe... maybe pikachoo can sizzle the gtizzly for you though dsherlockb@omail.com: maybe but then there's still lions and tigers or maybe even pterodactyls. me: had to look that one up;-) didnt know there was a jurassic park in colorado? dsherlockb@omail.com: its underground. http: //sp6. fotoloq. com/p hoto/6/ 15/38/stoooooooop idl 12843 5 3 754712 f.i po me: awww, i thought you were allergic to cats:P can iknow the location so ican geotag it? dsherlockb@omail.com: Anschutz Medical Campus 13001 E. 17th Place Aurora, Colorado Especially allergic to hipster cats me: are you calling me a hipster?:P dsherlockb@omail.com: Eh, when did I say I was allergic to you <(o.X)> Q(o.o)q me: lol you gotta explain what those emoticons mean:P dsherlockb@omail,com: Thats me on the right me: ah i assumed so coz you start sneezing whenever i am near;-) dsherlockb(aomail,com: I'm punching a cat me: awww, poor cat! dsherlockb@omail.com: nah/ I haven't sneezed once around you Frvd: Chat with dsherlockb@gmail.com Fwdr Chat with dsherlockb@gmail.com Forwarded message From: dsherlockb@omail.com Date: 2011/10/20 Subject: Chat with dsherlockb@omail. com 6:55 PM 6:56 6:57 PM PM 6:59 Pl4 7:00 Pf4 7:01 PM .02 7:03 7:44 7:05 PM dsherlockb@omail,com: Hey Gargs, do you have a steam account? me: no, should I? dsherlockb(aomail,com: Depends if you like computer games more advanced than angry birds me: hahaha, i dont play angry birds on the computer, only on my iphone the two games ive really gotten into were fallout 3 and sid meyers pirates - got so addicted that ihad to be dragged out of my room to eat try to stay kinda away after that;) dsherlockb@omail,com : ahh Anyways I've got a short 4hr long problem solving game you might like me: oh yeah? dsh€rlockb@omail,com: It's called LIMBO http : //www.oamespot.com/pclaction/limbo/index. html 7 PM PM PM 7:OO PM 7 "O7 PM 7:08 PM 7:49 PM 7 il:- Pl4 7 il2 Pl'tl 7: 13 Pl,1 7114 PM 7r15 PPI me: i wikied it:D looks pretty interesting - but i dont have windows ... does look like my kind of game though dsherlockb@omail.com: Yea lots of pink scenery me: hahaha yes, coz pink is my favorite color:P dsherlockb@omail.com : Teal is # 1 me: i dont even know what shade of blue is teal - its all light blue to me ah this looks like peacock blue, kinda dsherlockb@omail.com : I'd say teal looks like teal >. > me: now that's a tautology :P see there's a reason i call you genius dsherlockb@omail.com: Hmm I am beginning to think it is the sarcastic form genius me: well you'd just have to figure that one out yourself:P dont worry, i only associate with intelligent people;) dsherlockb@omail.com: I started reading that wifey hat book On the case with the phantom leg me: ooh the other book i told you about has awesome cases on phantom limbs :D this one's more philosophical, the other ones are moTe case history type dsherlockb@omail.com: What would you do if you woke up with a random leg next you in your bed? me: prolly try to find the body it is attached to?:P dsherlockb@omail,com: I would try and find the other leg first but those guys just push the leg out of the bed. that's no fun me: hahaha, well they clearly dont like sharing the bed dsherlockb@omail,com: That phantom leg probably hogged all the sheets me: you mean the blanket right? dsherlockb@omail.com: pfft, it's too hot in my apartment for blankets I just have sheets me: you know, you could turn the heat down:P dsherlockb(aomail.com: I'm too hot is the problem F$d: Chat with dsherlockb@gmail.com Fwd: Chat with dsherlockb@gmail.com Forwarded message From : dsherlockb@omail.€om Datet 2077/7L/L0 Subject: Chat with dsherlockb@o 11:35 ma il.com AM me: do you like etheopian? 27 minutes 72iO4 ?M dsherlockb@omail.com: I 12:05 me: PM 12:06 PM 72:07 PVI 12;08 PIY 12:09 Plvl 12:10 Pf4 have eaten Ethiopian. It was ok, kinda understand why they are so starving hahahah what kind of food do you like? dsherlockb(Aomail.com: American, mexican, italian, sushi, chinese me: ok we are doing sushi or chinese tomorrow ill look up restaurants iheard you and ben are cuddling dsherlockb(aomail.com: when do u wanna eat? we are in a vicous dog fight me: woof! ummm the thing is at 7.30 right? dsherlockb(Oomail,com: probably should be there at 7:30 me: okie if the food place is on our way, we can leave around 5.45 or so, if not. ill look at distances we'll figure it out tomorrow:P dsherlockb@omail,com: cool beans me: now ilike the hot ones:P C9hsd]sgkb@s]lle!-Lcslo: huh me: cool beans... :P dsherlockb@omail.com : groans me: 12"17 PM 12it2 Pl'tt 12:13 P[4 t2:t4 Ptq 12:15 PM 12:16 PM sexually?: P d.sbe.rleskb@g-EEeiLss.Es: very me: good ill keep doing that dsherlockb@omail.com : yea, don't stop me: yum dsherlockb(oomail,com: you"re such a peach, so delicous me: i know, that's why i never go to the hills dsherlockb@omail,com: I dunno how there can be cannibal tribes me: you dunno how tribes can be cannibals? dsherlockb(Oomail,com: Wouldn't they eat each other? until no one was left me: 72117 PM haha they only eat the weak su rvival of the fittet fittest also eat people like you dsherlockb@omail.com: weak is relative though. As soon as u eat someone weak the next weakest Fwd: Chat rvith dsherlockb@gmail.com Fwd: Chat with dsherlockb@gmail.com Forwarded message From: dsherlockb@qmail.com Dalei 2OL /7L/28 Subject: Chat with dshe rlockb@omail.com B:03 Al4 8:04 AM dsherlockb@omail.com: What's up buttercup? me: nm choco puffs B:OB AM ttapscott@omail. com tim's gmail 8:09 dsherlockb@omail.com: have that sheeit alreadys me: hahahaha ok dsherlockb@omail.com: Best thing about dev bio is all the cleavage B: AM 10 AM me: hahahaha good for all the boys in dev bio;) B:11 AM 8r 13 AM dsherlockb@amail.com: and some of the girls me: lol true dsherlockb@omail.com: http: //chzmemebase.files.wordpress"com/2011/11/internet-memes-we-oota-badass-over-here.ipo B: 14 AM me: yep, that's me :P 8: 15 AN4 8: 16 Alvl 8: 17 Alvi im alredy bored dsherlockb@omail,com: I'm already wood me: like a banana? dsherlockb@omail.com: like a tree me: treesap! tlfhedesEE@S-meiL.c9m : That's so maple me: maple bacon is delicious dsherlockb@omail.com: Especially when you make me: awww thanks 8: 18 A[4 8: 19 AM r it:) P dsherlockb@omail.com : cleaving me: hahaha cleaving the wood?:P dsherlockb@omail.com: need alcohol every time cleavage is said me: hahaha you could bring in vodka:P B:20 AM B:21 AM B:22 AM B:23 AM 8:24 AM dsherlockb@omail.com: gotta mix vodka have some oj can make screwdrivers me: hahahah that sounds delicious dsherlockb@omail.com: whatcha gonna do later if Bens not comin'? me: i have a seminar at 2, so have to stay in school;( prolly sit above udis and work on the course project dsherlockb@omail.com: all alones? me: yep:( you come visit? dsherlockb@omail.com: Maybe. Gotta move in to my new lab today though Fwd: Chat with dsherlockb@gmail.com me: oh yeah excited? 8: 25 Al4 dsherlockb@omail.com me: :( but new lab, new desk! 26 A[4 dsherlockb(oomail.com iP B: me: 8:27 Al4 B:29 AM B:30 AM 8:32 AM 8:33 AM 8:34 AM B:3 5 AM B:36 AM 8:37 B:38 A[4 8:41 AM Alvl B:44 AM 8:46 AM B:47 AM B:48 Al4 not really i like my old desk haha maybe you could join the lab in the end dsherlockb@omail.com perhaps, they are good peeps me: peeping toms?: P dsherlockb(oqmail.com The lab doesn't get that steamy heh me: just get a water heater:P gah, i woke up for this i could have been sleeping dsherlockb@omail.com: There are some cool red lights too sleeping is always a top priority me: i have a meeting after the semianar, cant even go home: ( your favorite slide ! dsherlockb@omail.com: cleavage! me: Iol dont think thats the cleavage you want though dsherlockb@qmail.com: This cleavage is not exciting me: hahaha maybe one day ill show you mine:P dsherlockb@omail.com: Waits patiently* me: hahaha and ihave a banana i will eat it sexily at some point dsherlo€kb@omail,com: That day will be a good day me: that will be today:P dsherlockb@qmail.com : battery x.x me: thats why you charge it fully before coming to school: P dsherlockb@omail,com : it was 70olo me: yesterday was a stressful dya:( haha ok dsherlockb@omail.com: did u get panda? me: and today is also turning out to be very stressful no, ben was basically very sick the whole day and my friend from michigan is in the spirals of depression since yesterday and its very stressful to me:( tl5b3dockts@.S-E0ejL.cgI[: I hope i'm not stressin' u me: thankfully, no:) dsherlockb@amail.com: with my extra fine looks me: just dont decide to get very sick or very depressed in the next few days:P lol thats the good kind of stress;) dsherlockb@omail.com: and amazing video game skills me: hahahaha dsherlockb@omail.com: i'm kind of sick of dev bio me: well yeah, you can go kill the lecturer dsherlockb@omail.com: but she says cleavage so much me: ill show you some:P dsherlockb@omail.com: hooray! Fwdi Chat lrith dsherlockb@gmail.com so damn far 10:17 PM dsherlockb@omail.com: Not too far to avoid telepathic powers of blushing observance Enhanced by this large slurpee me: you have a slurpee! i dont Iike you! x-( 10:18 PN4 dsherlockb@omail.com: Gotta learn how to drive, then yuh can get a slurpee whenever u feel like it 10:19 Plvl me: or .... i make my bf get me a slurpee if i am really craving it that's what bfs are for right??:P dsherlockb@omail,com: I'll make you one out of snow B-) 10:20 PN4 me: as long as its not snow from aurora:P dsherlockb@omail.com: Brown snow coca cola flavored slurpee 10:21 Pf4 me: yum! what else is mixed with the slurpee? so ... you wanna go on a date on friday? 70:22 Pl'4 dsherlockb@omail,com: To a swing dance lesson? me: there's a swing dance lesson? dsherlockb@omail,com: I thought there were free swings for beginners on fridays me: oh i had no idea we could definitely do that 10:23 PM dsherlockb@omail.com: Did yuh have something else in mind? 10:25 PM me: not really dsherlockb@omail.com: Not even murder mystery dinner dun dun d uuh me: ithink its usually pretty booked:P 10:26 PM my initial plan was if its too cold, 90 to a crappy movie and snuggle up 10t27 ?M dsherlockb@omail.com: Well maybe somewhere to eat, I like trying new restraunts me: and if its warm like today, dunno, go to a nice park:D haha that's a given i like food;) dsherlockb@omail.com: B movies and snuggling are my kinda dates 10:28 PM me: well then, its swing dancing or that of course food though, id kill you and eat you if kept hungry dsherlockb@omail.com: Good luck finishing that meal me: well id freeze your meat would last me weeks 10: 29 Plvl dsherlockb@omail.com: What can I say, I'm a giver 10:30 P[4 me: you definitely are a giver of pleasure;) dsherlockb@qmail.com: compared to you, I'm Mr. Scrooge 10:31 Pivl me: i was uncle scrooge in my school play for a christmas carol! 10:32 PIvl well what can i say, i am satisfied with mr scrooge;) 7 minutes 10:39 10:40 10:41 10:42 PM PM PM PM dsherlockb@omail,com: Will yuh be in Anschutz tomorrowi me: nope: ( gotta go to njh ill be in anschutz on friday though - got a meeting with the course project prof you coming for dinner tomorrow? dsherlockb@omail,com: Yea, I'll see yuh before 6. Anyways imma jet. Cheerio me: 'n ight grumpball! dsherlockb(aomail,com: ;) Fwd: Chat with dsherlockb@gmail.com Fwd: Chat with dsherlockb@gmail.com Forwarded message From: dsherlockb@qmail.com Datet 2072/7/77 Subject: Chat with dsherlockb@oma il. com 11:00 AM 11:02 AM 11 :03 Alvl :05 Al4 11:06 AN4 11i 07 Al4 11 me: hey slurpie dsherlockb@omail.com: How goes it Gatgizzle? me: really really really tired couldnt sleep much last night dsherlockb@omail,com: All those serial killers keepin'you up? me: actually this time, yes. iwas asleep for an hour and had a serial killer dream and couldnt sleep after that dsherlockb@omail,com: I won't let em get you. me: hahahaa i dont think i have anything to worry about from emily;):P dsherlockb@omail,com: Emily was the killer. What a twist! me: hahaha no it actually was some creepy maile male 11:OB AM 11:10 AM 11:11 AM i will tell you about the dream when i see you working on presentation? dsherlockb@omail.com: Nah, making a gel It's mixing atm me: ah, whats the gel for? dsherlockb@omail.com: Another ethidium bromide stain. Looking to see if the mutation worked me: ah http : //matt. miqht. net/articles/ways-to-fa i l-a-phd/ 11:13 AM 11:15 AM 1I i!7 Alel 11:19 AM 11:20 AM 11:21 AM 11 11 :23 AM :24 AM dsherlockb@omail,com: That seems like a high fail rate, I thought lt was more around 10yo me: oh at least in engineering, dropout rate is 60+yo in cse in michigan, its a low drop out rate of 50-600/o dsherlockb@omail.com: A masters is the typical working degree for engineering though. In biology it's a Phd, so a lot more engineering students stop with the masters me: true this one was more comp sci geared: ) tlEEIleS&!@SllEjLlglq: Are yuh worried about failing? me: nope not really im pretty confident ill do well here - the only way id fail is prolly by getting frustrated and giving up last time, i gave up coz i didnt like my project - my prof had offered me a smooth transfer to phd with funding for 5 years dsherlockb@omail.com: Even if you do, you'll still get a good job with your masters. I on the other hand would be sol me; you are biology though, so as you said, phd is kind of a norm for cs, i can get a good job with an undergrad degree. also places like apple really dont giv a shit about degree as long as ihave done cool stuff dsherlockb@omail.com: And you being cool helps too me: here i thought i was hot:P dsherlockb@omail.com: brb gel stuff me: ok Fwd: Chat lvith dsherlockb@gmail.com Fwd: Chat with dsherlockb@gmail.com Forwarded message From: dsherlockb(oomail.com Datei 2Ot2/7/25 Subject: Chat with dsherlockb@omail.com 72i44 PM 72145 PM 12:46 PIvl 12:48 PM 72149 PM 12:50 12:51 PM PM me: how's lab today? dsherlockb(oomail,com: It's koo. lust did a chemical LTD treatment and fixed my cells and will stain em tomorrow. me: whats LTD? dsherlockb@omail.com: Long term depression It's a cellular correlate of reduced activity not like the mental ailment at all me: interesting iwould think cells dont have depression issues;) Csherlqsk&.@sloeilssI[: hehe they do when i put them in the dark fridge overnight witha lil NMDA and don't pamper them me: awwww then they die ! dsherlockb@omail.com: Yea, that's what usually happens but they're supposed to survive me: cell-killer; ) how long did you end up sleeping? C$er!.eskb@gxo.ajLsem :'till 3 then on and off you? 12:52 12:53 72i54 PM PM PM me: dont remember, i did wake up a few times but it was generally much better than the last few days:) thank you for sacrificing your sleep to enable mine:D dsherlockb@omail.com: Anytime, day or night, i'll be there for yuh Do you want to try a sleeping pill? I have some ambien you can have me: i dont idont want to lose my awareness hopefully therapy will hlp sleeping pill is not addressing the root of the cause dsherlockb@omail.com : Aight me: and most days idont have to wake up at an ungodly hour, so ican sleep from like 5-6 am to am 12:55 Plt4 12:56 PM hey btw, do you get picture messages? dshcrlgsLb.@g-E[elLs9m: Yep I gotta 9o right now though, short meeting with my advisor me: sounds good me too doing the same in a few actually slshsf,lqskb(QgEeillq9![: laterz me: by e\ 10 Fwd: Chat with dsherlockb@gmail.com Fwd: Chat with dsherlockb@gmail.com From : Forwarded message dsherlockb@omail,com Datei 2O72/L/25 Subject: Chat with dsherlockb@o 2:30 2:31 PM PM 2..32 PM 2:33 PM ma il. com dsherlockb@amail.com: What was that picture showing? me: it was a quote we manipulated and wrote on our white board show ya tomorrow? dsherlockb@omail,com: It can't be written in chat :-o me: its a pictureD: i thinks its funnier in picture:) dsherlockb@omail,com: Picture of text, classic me: gives it more character dsherlockb@omail,com: ok, i'll take ur word for it me: ok how was meeting? dsherlockb@omail,com: My advisor said I need to jump into a pool 2i34 PYI Tippy toeing in doesn't work It was an analogy for being more social in discussions x-( 2:3 5 Plvl me: hahahhaha dsherlockb@dmail.com: Science appears to have shifted from guys working alone in a dark room to 2:36 me: would you run away from the pool?;) so was it full of awkward silences? dsherlockb@omail.com: Oh no you didn't! me: hahahhaa i dunno, you can be pretty closed off as a comp sci personD: dsherlockb@omail.com: He used to be antisocial but he learned to be talkative me: oh? so he advised you to do the same? some huge interactome P[4 dsherleekb@s]llellcs4: me: hahahahahaha 2i37 PM Yep that is funny dsherlockb@omail.com: i'll brb just finishing up a micro prep 5 mins me: iguess hanging out with me will help you advance science;) su re 6 minutes 2:43 PM 2i44 PM 2:45 PM 2146 PM 2i47 PM dsherlockb@omail.com: When are yuh gonna go see the rapist? For $400 Alex me: for $400 Alex? dsh€rlockb@omail.com: You haven't seen the sean connerey jeopardy paordy? me: no idunno, icalled the rapist and left a voicemail lesse when he's ready to rape;) http : //qizmodo. com/5878987,/qooo les-broken- oromise-the-end -of-dont-be-evil ok brb, i gotta meet the overling - lesse if she's in Fwd: Chatwith rlsherlockb@gmail.com Fwd: Chat with dsherlockb@gmail.com Forwarded message From: dsherlockb@omail.com Datet 2072/ I/26 Subject: Chat with dsherlockb@o ma il.com 11:48 Al4 11 :50 AM 11:51 AM 11:52 AM 11:53 Al4 11:54 11 AIvl :55 AM 11:56 AM 11:57 AM 12:00 PM 12:01 PM me: i did no such thing! all lies! dsherlockb(aomail,com: An album cover lols They used to have good SNL writers back in the day me: is the sickness messing wiht your head? you gonna be a zombie soon? dsherlockb@omail.com: It is a head cold, runny nose, no coughing though. Maybe with it me: i thought you were saying that i got you sick:P the sickness must have mutated a lou) dsherlockb@omail.com : Pandemic! Omg. I almost won but China had 57 people alive when the vaccine got distributed me: contagion, stop being gwenyth paltrow! hahahaha china has too many people;) annihilate them! dsherlockb@omail.com: I'll leave jackie chan alive, he's cool me: dont need to keep him aline I can get u sick alive clone his dna thats all you gotta do you want a nurse giving you a sponge bath tonight? dsherlockb(oomail,com: If I don't have to be crippled to see the nurse me: hmmmm the nurse doesnt have an actual nursing degree but has great boobs and is v good at giving sponge baths no crippling. maybe be punched a bit:P dsherlockb@omail.com: A punching sponge bath is a rather novel idea. me: it is very therupathic CEIeflegBts@SlEelf.call: therapeutic? me: yea dsherlockb(oomail.com: Gotta figure out how this hermann grid illusion works http://en.wikipedia.orolwiki/Grid illusion me: shit lol interesting !2:O2 PVI 12:03 PIY 12:04 htto;//www.nku.edu/-issues/illusions/HermannGrid.htm http://psvcholoov.about.com/odlsensationandperception/iolOptical-Illusions/Hermann-Grid-Illusion.htm dsherlockb@omail.com: Looking at it hurts my head :( me: PM hahaahaha seems like lateral inhibition is a repeating concept in all the articles here's someone's thesis Fwd: Chat with dsherlockb@gmail.com they will prolly have a decent lit review htto ://www. neco"ed u/librarv/theses/BodkinThesisApr0S. pdf dsherlockb@omail.com: Oh god 54 pages 12:05 PM me: hahaha dont read the whole thing read the abstract and introduction cha pter dont need to read what this particular guy did B 72:74 12:16 PVI dsherlockb@omail,com: I can't think right nows, my head is full of boogers PI\4 me: :( minlites did you take meds? dsherlockb@omail.com: I used the nasal spray and claritin D for post-nasal drip bc my nose was 12t17 PM a faucet yesterday, Now its the oppositte and I'm all congested Wish it went straight to the middle me: lol sucks that you are sick:( 12:1B PM 12:19 PM 12:25 12:26 PM PM vicks vaporub works for me since i was a child dsherlockb@omail.com: ahh. I usually use that for chest colds me: i used to use it for the both - chest area for chest, nasal area for nose if that wasnt apparenU) 5 minLrte, me: i heard you have the magic touch of healing dsherlockb@omail.com: Aww, more like psychotic delusions Didn't know Ben was paranoid :-o me: how do you think we connect?;) 72:27 Pl4 12:31 Plvl 12:32 PM 12:33 Pl4 12:34 PM 12:35 12:36 PM PM 72:37 PM 12:38 PM 12:39 PM we met at a paranoia support group:P dsherlockb(oomail.com: And here all this time I thought u met through alcohol me: no, that's how you and ben met. i dont have that kind of a drinking problem :P although we do have paranoid absinthe raves... hmmm... dsherlockb@omail,com: I've always wanted to try absinthe Have you drank it ? me: the americanized version without the secret ingredient do want to try the banned version though dsherlockb@amail.com: Without the narcotic it's not really the green fairy me: haha true - and i wouldnt be in danger of making out with my own sibling (read eurotrip) dsherlockbfdomail.com: They were twins too. me: well yea, im extrapolating:P bw btw i made myself an awesome scrambled eggs, toast with butter, bacon, coffe breakfast this morning:D dsherlockb@omail.com: You're making me hungry. I probably will have to skip lunch today me: oh? I can bring you chips or something from the vending machines or something from udis my class is on the 6th floor anyway dsherlockb@smail,com: They're too overpriced me: jll get you some cheetos how about that ? 72.-40 PVI t2:41 72i42 PVI PM dsherlockb(oomail,com: Nah, I'll just let my tummy growl but thx anyways me: okay, well, we are prolly doing dinner around 4.30ish anyway dsherlockb@omail.com : Where to? me: ben said he'll think about it or ... we could do.... CHIPOTLE! dsherlockb@omail.com: -Gasps72 43 PM My thermometer goal must be raised me: i like you hot:P there's no point for a space heater to be cold:P Frvd: Chat rvith dsherlockb@gmail.com and prolly is kinda genetic dsherlockb@omail,com: Did he ask when it started? that might be why it got into childhood me: he did yea 1r43 Pl4 1i44 Pl4 1:45 1:46 P[4 7'.47 PM 1:48 PM 1:49 PM 1:50 PM PM dsherlockb@omail,com: I didn't enjoy our family group therapy. Maybe it will be different for you as it's individual and you sought it out me: oh iwould HATE group therapy rothberg seems funny and not-judging and is okay wiht me using words Iike asshole dsherlockb@omail.com: Probably, unless you start calling him an asshole :) me: also cracks jokes himself btw did you get the emial about bsp? dsherlockb(oomail.com: Recent incident me: yea the one where they sent the wrong spreadsheet to students dsherlockb(aomail.com: i didn't get the spreadsheet me: no new recruits i mean dsherlockb@omail.com: did they send the evals to the recruits me: yea dsherlockb@omail.com: that's a major fuck-up me: it is the evals had stuff like faculty comments, even on minority status and stuff dsherlockb@omail.com: Dunno why they would even send them a spreadsheet in the first place me: i think someone fucked up the attachment anyway got journal club v soon dsherlockb(aomail.com : Aight, laterz me: bye babe F!rd: Chat u ilh dsherlockh@gmail.com Fwd: Chat with dsherlockb@gmail.com Forwarded message From: dsherlockb@qmail.com Dalei 20L2/2/tO Subject: Chat with dshe rlockb@omail. com 2i40 Pl4 2:41 PM 2 t42 Pl4 dsherlockb@omail.com: Gotta go to lab Saturday afternoon How's your project coming along? me: hey oh? what for? dsherlockb(oomail.com: Paraformaldehyde fix and mount some cells me: project not coming, doing friend's stats ah ok 2:43 PM dsherlockb@omail.com: This the same guys stats me: yea dsherlockb@omail,com: Seems like he is a statistician me: no 2144 ?M 2:45 2:46 PM 2147 PM PM 2:48 Pl4 2: 50 Pl.4 but in many comp sci stuff where you do data collection you gotta interpret your results with lotsa stats same goes for bi im kinda okay with doing his stats, coz this is helping me learn stats which will be important for me i basically planned to do a t-test, btu his data is not normally distributed thus had to find another test dsherlockb@omail.com: Stats is a valuable skill set Much more than calculus l got some free qdoba today 10x > than Chipotle Chipotle < taco bell me: wow, you californians have a twisted sense of taste:P i like calcu lus: ) dsherlockb@omail.com: I like the power rule Everything else i've forgotten me: haha i remember quite a bit of calculus dsherlockb@omail.com: well ur brain is weird with numbers me: brb back how are you feeling? 2: 51 Pl,l 2;52 Pl'4 2:53 PM 2:54 2:55 PM PM dsherlockb(oomail.com: Not good Haven't hung out with my Gargi in a long time :( we were thinking of moving last night's board game night to tonight if tim's conducive to it you should stay over afterwards if we do dsharlockb@omail.com: You're still in need of a good Dominion whooping me: we will definitely play dominion if we have board games wait, are you planning on spanking me?:P tlghg!9skb.@@AjkeI[: Imma spank you so hard, there will be seismic activity in India. Fwd: Chat with dsherlockb@gmail.com Fwd: Chat with dsherlockb@gmail.com Forwarded message From: dsherlockb@qmail,com Dalet 2O72/Z/23 Subject: Chat with dsherlockb@o ma il. com 9:13 PM 9: 14 PM dsherlockb@omail.com: Where'd yuh run off to after class? me: i had the rapist at 4:) dshc.rlsskb@g.EDeils9.Eq: aww i thought it was 5 me: yea it was he called yesterday though he had an opening at 4 and he remembered my classes ended at 4 so .. heard you went home and slept;P dsherlockb@omail.com: typical rapist move not waiting for an answer 9: 15 Pl.4 9: 16 PM yea just finished my paper summaries i've stopped reading the ones that 9et presented by students and just read the figures me: that makes sense hahahhaha 9i77 PM 9: 18 PM 9: 19 PM 9:20 PM 9:21 PM you guys dont get a breather for tomorrow? thats harsh i still have 3 papers to read:( dsherlockb@omail.com : bummer It looks like I won't be joining this past lab I rotated in me: oh? me: nice! dsherlockb@omail.com: The professor got pissed off I didn't complete the main project me: oh? that blows d idnt he know already? dsherlockb@omail,com: Yep Finished the side project though Gave me a B me: that sucks well, you anyway wanted to join the first lab right? when do you start with freed? dsherlockb@omail.com: On the bright side it will make the choice of lab to join easier :) Monday with Freed maybe a mountain view I hear the mountains are located geographically to the west ;) oh shush dsherlqskb@s!.ail,sem: hehe Fwd: Chat with dsherlockb@gmail.com Fwd: Chat with dsherlockb@gmail.com From : Forwarded message CshC[!gekh.@g!04!Lr.9gl0- Datet 2012/3/21 Subject: Chat with dsherlockb@o mail.com 5i22 5:23 PM PM 5:24 PM 5:25 PM 5:26 5:27 PM PM 5:29 5:30 Plvl dsherlockb(oomail.com: Whatcha doin' tonight Gargs? me: dying .. everything hurts:( dsherlockb@omail.com: That's unfortunate me: taken 6 tylenols in 12 hours gotta lay off it dsherlockb@omail.com: Too much acetominophen will fuck the liver me: i thikn im gonna take it easy tongiht and die curled up in a ball, but if you want, we could hang tomorrow night after my study session? dsherlockb@omail,com: Many people who don't read the tyelenol directions wind up in the hospital me: haha the max ive taken is 11 in 12 hours ages ago PM dsherlockb@omail,com: If you die, there won't really be a tomorrow ;) me: well it was a hypothetical death more like pass out from tiredness and sickness dsherlockb@omail.com: Oh wellz, cya two days from yesterday me: haha see ya in class tomorrow Fwd: Chat with dsherlockb@gmail.com Fwd: Chat with dsherlockb@gmail.com Forwarded message From: .lcherl6.kh(odrn.il -..rm Datet 2Or2/3/25 subject: Chat with dsherlockb@o mail.com 1:21 t.22 PM me: PM you rickrolling the world? dsherlockb@omail,€om: did you click it : ) 1:23 PM 7:24 ?ftl 1 :25 PIvl liu 1 :28 hey me: nope: P it says below the link what it is:) dsherlockb(oomail,com: Still a good song heh me: you should incorporate his world famous pants wearing style:P dsherlockb@omail..om: I am debating whether to sleep, skyrim or me: skyrim! read. slay those damn dragons PM PIY 1:29 Pl4 1:30 1:31 PM PM 1:32 PN4 1:33 Pf4 1:34 PM dsherlockb(aomail.com: I would n all but it probably won't be very useful for the future me: how much is reading or sleeping going to help? dsherlockb@omail.com: More than video games I suppose me: its something fun that you like to do, go ahead do it, fuck the future for once do what you feel like doing, its a sunday afternoon dsherlockb(domail.com: Well what I feel like doing is evil so can't do that me: what do you feel like doing? dsherlockb@omail.com: Video games are the next best thing through escapism me: what is so evil that you want to do? dsherlockb@omail.com: Kill people of course That is why I live in the future me: killing people is too much effort, you'll end up locked up most people are not worth what might happen to you coz of the act dsherlockb(oomail,com: That's why you kill many people me: even then, at least personally im selfish and have too much of an idea of self-importance most people arent worth jack shit even if you go postal, whats it worth? what do you gain? dsherlockb@omail.com: There's no way to do it and not get caught But The only way justice can be served is by taking away your time or life me: why do you care so much about justise? 5 PM :36 Plvl 1:3 1 dsherlockb@omail,com: If you wait to kill until the end of your life, than there is nothing to me: but why would you want to kill as in why would you decide this is the end, and kill when you could live more, experience more things? why would those people be worth ending your life? dsherlockb@omail.com: It's the end then though, no more experiences me: why? how do you decide that is the end? lose Fwd: Chat with dsherlockb@gmail.com 2'.34 Pt4 dsherlockb@omail.com: Aight, you want play some dom? me: sometime today i gotta finishup some stuff ive to send strong but after that we can ill keep you posted Crhedrqskb.@gEleils.gr!1: ciao